LOL

When Rajesh Khanna, Jagjit Singh and Dev Anand died, news channels played their videos....

I just wonder what will happen when Sunny Leonne dies... :)

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Once Rajnikanth donated his blood to a very small, thin and malnourished child...

Today, that child is.... ??
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Order Order Order...

Teri Chaddi me CHILLY POWDER.. :P

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My wallet is like an onion...

Whenever I open it, it makes me cry...!!!

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Sunny Leonne doing bold scenes in Jism 2 is like sitting for AIEEE after topping in IIT-JEE

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Question: What do you call the science of classifying living things?

Answer: Racism..

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You know you won an argument when the other person responds with "WHATEVER"... :P

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Slip of tongue...!!!

How many times has it happened to you that you had a slip of tongue when you're speaking something?? Be it in meetings or just a casual break with friends and which turned out to sound so funny that you have no choice other than to laugh out loud....I'm sure many a times, it would have happened to you...With me and my group of friends, it happens quite often.. I cite some instances below....


The recent one being today... We were out for a chai break and on finding the tea not very sweet, I added some more sugar to my tea. The chai waala then asks me "madam, is the tea not sweet enough"?


I was about to reply when my friend replies "bhaiyya, iska LUGAR SOW hein" instead of "iska SUGAR LOW  hein ... ".. We held our stomach and laughed for long...... :)

At another instance, one of my other friend said "DURJA PUGA instead of DURGA PUJA.... :)


And another time, I said SHECTIC HEDULE instead of HECTIC SCHEDULE... :)


Oh, how can I miss that one... my friend Deepika had once said "kaal me kuch daala he" instead of "Daal me kuch kaala he..".. :)
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Love Poem

"How can I forget you when you are always on my mind.. ??
     How can I not want you when you are all I want inside...??
             How can I let you go when I can't see us apart.... ??
                   How can I not love you when you control my heart... ???!!!

Sardar Jokes

2 Sardars were in a forest when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the eyes and runs away. The second Sardar stays unmoved. When asked why he is not running, the other Sardar says "why should I run? It's you who threw the sand"...!!!


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Once a Sardar went for an interview
Interviewer: What is a cyclone?
Sardar: It's the loan given to purchase a cycle.. :)


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Sardar: Yaar iska matlab kya hota he "I am going".. ??


Friend: Main jaa raha hoon


Sardar: Saaley, aise kese jaa sakta he, baaki 20 log bhi yeho bolke chale gaye. Answer toh batake jaa...!! :)



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Tripura.. A sneak Peek..

I remember when I first came to Bangalore in 2004, people used to ask me "where are you from"?? When I replied "Tripura", 8 out of 10 people would ask me "where is it"?? and I had a tough time explaining....Even now, I come across people who ask me where it is, what's its speciality? What is it famous for? etc etc...

So, this is dedicated to all those people...

Tripura is a state in the Northeast India, and one of the Seven Sister States. Tripura is surrounded by Bangladesh on the north, south, and west. The Indian states of Assam and Mizoram lie to its east. The state capital is Agartala. A landlocked state, Tripura's geography is characterized by several north-south hill ranges with intervening valleys, and plain in the western part of the state.

Scheduled tribes are about 30% of the population in which Kokborok-speaking Tripuri people form the major tribe; Bengali people form the ethno-linguistic majority of the population. The mainstream Indian cultural elements led by Bengali culture coexists along with tribal traditional practices. (As ta ken from Wikipedia). If you search for Tripura in Wikipedia, you will actually see my picture (wearing the traditional dress) on the right hand side corner near the end of the page.. I'm famous you see.. :P

Some of the famous personalities of Tripura are listed below:

The famous music composer RD Burman, son of SD Burman who was also a renowned composer.

 Somdev DevVerman, professional Indian Tennis Player.

Sourabhee Debbarma, Indian Idol 5 winner 

                                                               
And then of course, ME.. hee hee hee... :) I'm also one among the famous personalities.. :)

Look great at an affordable price..!! Me in Sari

I'm not much of a Sari person although I like wearing it once in while when I attend weddings. Weddings are a place to show off your Indian side, I tell you... :) 


These days buying a beautiful sari can cost you a lot. And then you need to get the blouse stitched, buy bangles, earrings, necklaces and what not. You can end up blowing up money when you decide to wear a sari...


I had to attend a friends wedding last year and I almost forgot that I had to wear something Indian. When I realised it, I was in my home town Tripura and though you do get saris there, I was not sure if I will get the perfect one. But then I hit the Jackpot..!!!  I strolled through Hawker's Corner Market in Agartala and found a pretty sari in green...and it just cost me 800rs.. A good bargain I must say.. A similar sari would have cost me a fortune here in Bangalore.. This is what I wore to my friends wedding...

P.S - I cannot guarantee that you will always find pretty sarees in Agartala but you can definitely try your luck..!!!

Street Shopping...Look of the day

Whoever says that looking fashionable is a a costly affair is not quite true... I am a street shopper I must admit.. I almost never buy branded or expensive clothes unless it is something very unique and I can't find it on the streets.. :)....

The below look is a product of street shopping :

The hat was bought from the streets of Goa, I guess it was just 150rs, the red top also was picked up from one of the street shops near the Calangute Beach for 100rs. The red and white bracelet was just 25rs I guess, the seller was asking for 100 and I bargained for it.. :P.. The skirt is a swimwear that I'd got for 450rs. I hope you guys will agree that the overall look is not quite bad for the overall price.. :) But yes, the glasses were of Fastrack that a friend had gifted me..

P.S- Sunglasses should be branded, otherwise it will defeat the objective of protection from the sun.. :)

Funny Marriage Joke

Once me and a friend were talking about a news that came up on the Times of India or some newspaper about Abishek Bacchan having a quarrel with his wife Aishwarya Rai Bacchan.

"Why does he need to quarrel with her? He is so lucky to have such a beautiful wife?? I ask, to which another friend who was listening to the conversation and who himself is married says,

"Shaadi shuda log kabhi khush nehi hotey, chahey uski wife Aishwarya hee kyun na ho...!!!

We burst out laughing... :)

Mystery Shopping

For all you shopaholics out there, who love to shop and your wallet begs to differ (like mine does always), here's what you can do. become a mystery shopper...Wouldn't you love it if you are paid to shop?? Who wouldn't?


Mystery shopping or a mystery consumer is a tool used externally by market research companies or watchdog organizations or internally by companies themselves to measure quality of service or compliance to regulation, or to gather specific information about products and services. The mystery consumer's specific identity is generally not known by the establishment being evaluated. Mystery shoppers perform specific tasks such as purchasing a product, asking questions, registering complaints or behaving in a certain way, and then provide detailed reports or feedback about their experiences. (as taken from Wikipedia)


I'm a mystery shopper myself and have done mystery shops for Enrich Beauty Salon, Lakme Beauty Salon, Metro shoes, Staples, PVR, MacDonalds, Nike shoes etc etc. You are given a limit of the expense and you will have some guidelines to follow before you go shopping. You will be reimbursed for the products that you purchase..Isn't it cool.. ?? 


One of the famous companies that provide you with the mystery shops is www.redquanta.com. All you have to do is sign up with them and the shops will be assigned to you through your email. There are also various other companies that provide you with mystery shops. Just google it and you will find many...


So, HAPPY SHOPPING...!!!

Now a natural way to treat Dandruff..

I'm sure most of us these days are effected by dandruff owing to the pollution, stress and various other factors.. and many of us would have tried every other product in the market to fight against it. There's no denying that I myself have picked up so many of them but none of them seem to have worked. 

A few days ago, I was reading some article on the net (can't remember the website though) and came across these 2 simple and effective ways to fight against dandruff naturally. I tried both of these and must say, it did work. 

So, I felt that I should share this with all :-

• Mix a tsp of lime juice and 2tsp of vinegar and massage on the scalp. Wash after an hour and you will see results instantly.

• Make a mixture of 6tsp of water and 2tsp of vinegar and apply on the scalp with cotton. Leave overnight and rinse. Do it once a week for a month.

Please try this 2 methods and let me know if it works for you.. :)

Cutest Kid ever.. !!!

This is the picture of my cab mate's Kid.. His name is Karnik and he is 2 and a half years old. Look how cute he looks...

Super cute..

Funny Facebook Statuses..

I have listed a few funny Facebook statuses that I’ve come across.. Many of these are written by me and some are of course, copied from friend’s statuses..and some googled..:)  C’mon, I can’t be thinking so much all the time…. Hope you guys enjoy..I have also put some of these in "Status Shuffle" in Facebook..

What is the difference between a coffee shop and a wine shop? Simple, Coffee shop is the start of a love story and wine shop is the end of it! ;)

Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving... :P

...all of our dreams can come true if we learn to log out of Facebook and go to sleep!! :P

PIZZA is SO confusing - Square b0x - R0und Pizza - Triangle Slices ??

I am just one step away from being rich....all I need now is money... !!!

Most insulting lines said to Google: . "Dear Google, Can u Just allow Me
To Write my Sentence Before u Start Guessing.. :p

SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY: A man goes to a library n asks for a book on suicide. Librarian stares at him for a while, then asks: Who's gonna bring it back??

Flirting Formula... 

Boy: I heard you are great in ALGEBRA? 
Girl: Yes! why?
Boy: Can you please substitute my 'X', without asking 'Y'? :p

God doesn't have a Blackberry, but He is my favorite contact. He doesn't have Facebook but He is my Friend, and He doesn't have Twitter but I follow Him... :)

A boy's eye is faster than Google in searching a good looking girl in a crowd, but a girl's heart is slower than a turtle in forgetting a boy whom she loved.....

Men can also have feelings.. For example, they can feel hungry..

"Let a FOOL hug you but don't let a HUG fool you"

says, "Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's more like jar of jalapenos- what you do TODAY can burn your ass TOMORROW!

Why is a car's front glass so large and the rearview mirror so small? Because the future is more important than the past. Look ahead with a bigger view and move on...

I might have not called u, might not have texted u, but it doesn't mean I have forgotten u, it just means I am plain lazy just like u :D

What's the connection between noticing and ignoring? if you want someone to notice you, just ignore them.

Psychiatrists say girls tend to marry men like their fathers. That is probably the reason mothers cry at weddings.


It's important to find a man who adores you, a man who has money, and a man who is a great lover. It's also very important that these 3 men never meet!!

my secret fantasy is to have two men at the same time, one cooking and one cleaning.

Problems are like washing machines. they twist us, spin us and knock us around.. but in the end we come out cleaner, brighter and better than before"

Only Dogs go for bones... Real Men go for CURVES ;)

A Psychological fact . When 2 couples meet face to face, wives look at each other's dresses, and husbands look at each other's wives!

Nobody teaches...Volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Husband, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

Ups and Downs are necessary in life
Because,  Even a straight line in ECG shows that d person isn't alive!

Real Time Jokes

P.S: All the jokes are real time jokes that happened with me or my friends and is not copied from anywhere else.

I had this friend who was working in a company called as Aditi Technologies. No offence but it is not a very famous company and so, none of my other friends nor my sister could remember the name of the company.


Once someone had asked my sister where this friend worked and she said... "Meenaxi Technologies". In a similar instance, she again forgot it and said "Laxmi Technologies".


I bet till date she doesn't know what the name of the company is.

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This joke was made up by my dear friend Gokul or rather, he just had a thought I would say...


Once he walked up to the Food World near his house. Now, Food World as you all know is supposed to be stocking mostly food items. 


While he was checking out the shelves, he finds condoms on one of the rows of shelves.


It seems he says to himself.. "now this is what men are hungry for...no wonder Food World stocks condoms"..!!!


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Real time Cabin Crew Jokes

This real time stories were being told by my sister who is an Air Hostess with a certain Airways.. .Hope you enjoy them...


Once my sister asked a middle aged lady if she wanted water whilst she was having an argument with her husband on the flight itself.


She was fuming with anger and said.. "Yes, get me a glass of water and also some extra where I can drown my husband"... The exact words said were in Hindi.. "Mere liye thoda paani laon or iske thoda chullu bhaar paani jisme ye doob ke marey..."!!!

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Once there was a Pilot.. He was a Virgin..!!!


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My obsession with Yellow

I love colors... After all, God has made such a colorful world so why not admire every color...I admit that I'm a very colorful person... Some days you will find me in all the colors, no wonder I love "Gems" candies and I apply each color on my nails as well.. Have a look....

But I'm a little biased towards the yellow colour. I just love yellow, "obsessed" defines it best. I have almost everything in yellow...top, short pants, umbrella, towels, bed sheets, chappals, bags, belts.. you name it... 

Jokes that I found funny

Statutory Warning: Just because I find something funny doesn't necessarily mean that you will find it funny too.. Nevertheless, I'm gonna share this with everyone (you have no choice as you are reading it anyways)...I just can say ENJOY...!!!

People who think that I made up this jokes, all I have to say is, I'm not capable of so much thinking.....:) Most of these are forwarded sms's...


Question: What is Superman's favorite Bollywood song??
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Answer: Hawa me udhta Jaye..mera laal dupatta mall mall ka..!!! :P

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Santa: Main to bas chahta hoon ki saari duniya mehnat karey aur main baith ke pesa banau...

Banta: Ek kaam kar, public toilet khol lo.. :P :P

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Funny one...

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman's body is exposed...

But men are very decent...

They don't look at that 90%... they look only at the covered 10%...

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Hitler ne kaha tha ki impossible naam ka koi shabd uske dictionary me nehi he....

Ye sun ke ek sardarjee ne kaha... "kharidne se pehle dekh lena tha..ab bolne se kya FAYDA...!!!!!

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Dis Joke has been made up by my friend Gokul  (unlike me he is capable of independent thinking)...

Question: What term can be used to best describe white foreigners?
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Funniest Sardar Joke..

Santa was feeling Happy. Happy Slapped him... :)

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Another Sardar joke..

Jiske dil me dard ho ussey dildaar kehtey he..

Jiske dil me dard ho ussey dildaar kehtey he..

Jiske Sar me dard ho he usko Sardar kehte he.. :) !!!

Why this blog

I’m not a very articulate person when it comes to verbally expressing things that goes on inside my mind….there are voices in my head that never stop, invading me even in my sleep.. I found out that the only thing to make them stop is to get them all out of my system.. So this is the reason I’m writing a blog.. and when I grow old and lose my memory, maybe this will help me to remind me of my life…

A little more about Meee.. :)

Yellowtitlee(which means yellow butterfly, yellow being my fav colour and me being a butterfly…ha ha ha) is a lively girl with a bubbly personality, often smiles and laughs the loudest and not to forget she has a very loud voice and is often called as a ‘LOUDSPEAKER’.. (I remember teachers used to make me dictate notes in the class as my voice was very loud but I used to enjoy it because I never had to write down the notes)

The compliment that she gets the most when people see her the first time (especially the guys) are “wow, you have such attractive eyes”… Initially she used to think that it was a lie because she had the most peculiar eyes, eyes that had a Mongolian fold but were wide and big open unlike the typical Chinki eyes as they call it (no offense to any one) and as a kid she used to hate her eyes because it was so big that people used to call her an owl.. or a cat…

She is often friendly unless people ignore her or when she is really hungry…But yeah, she hates people staring at her.. and she returns the stare with a even bigger stare..,.. This actually works well when a guy is staring at  a girl..   So gals next tym a guy stares at you, you know what to do…But don’t come back to me saying it backfired..  try this at ur own risk…

She is a shopaholic and if she had the money she would have bought everything under the sun…Thank God she doesn’t have the money… She doesn’t stop shopping unless she blows up all her money.. and after her money is over, she is in peace…

She is a Degree Holder in Biotechnology though she doesn’t have a least idea of what it is.. She is very good in mugging up things and that’s how she scored good marks in her degree but it obviously didn’t help her in any way because she hardly remembers what she has studied in Biotechnology…

Till date she hasn’t figured out what she wants to do in life.. .some day she wakes up and wants to become a singer, a dancer another day, a RJ one day , a Roadie another day etc etc.. and by the end of the day when she goes to sleep, she doesn’t want to become any of those….

oops n downs..!!!

Weird name for the post isn’t it?? Well, I intended to make it sound weird..LOL…  The reason I called it ooops and downs is because that’s exactly how my life is..  I always do crazy things.., then say “Oooops” and then I keep thinking as to why I did it.. .and then realise that I’ve got myself into trouble….and obviously ..It gets too late by then and it becomes a “down” in my lyf..:).. but who cares..??? :P

My blog isn't about a particular topic, subject or a theme. It's mostly about me, my experiences in life, things I like doing, things that I have observed, the mistakes I've made, the dumb things I do, and most importantly, things that you shouldn't be ever doing... :)