Jokes that I found funny

Statutory Warning: Just because I find something funny doesn't necessarily mean that you will find it funny too.. Nevertheless, I'm gonna share this with everyone (you have no choice as you are reading it anyways)...I just can say ENJOY...!!!

People who think that I made up this jokes, all I have to say is, I'm not capable of so much thinking.....:) Most of these are forwarded sms's...


Question: What is Superman's favorite Bollywood song??
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Answer: Hawa me udhta Jaye..mera laal dupatta mall mall ka..!!! :P

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Santa: Main to bas chahta hoon ki saari duniya mehnat karey aur main baith ke pesa banau...

Banta: Ek kaam kar, public toilet khol lo.. :P :P

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Funny one...

Bikini is a dress where 90% of the woman's body is exposed...

But men are very decent...

They don't look at that 90%... they look only at the covered 10%...

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Hitler ne kaha tha ki impossible naam ka koi shabd uske dictionary me nehi he....

Ye sun ke ek sardarjee ne kaha... "kharidne se pehle dekh lena tha..ab bolne se kya FAYDA...!!!!!

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Dis Joke has been made up by my friend Gokul  (unlike me he is capable of independent thinking)...

Question: What term can be used to best describe white foreigners?
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Answer: Whiteners..!!!

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Funniest Sardar Joke..

Santa was feeling Happy. Happy Slapped him... :)

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Another Sardar joke..

Jiske dil me dard ho ussey dildaar kehtey he..

Jiske dil me dard ho ussey dildaar kehtey he..

Jiske Sar me dard ho he usko Sardar kehte he.. :) !!!